Elder Cody Greenburg: Picture overload, and some words of wisdom thrown in!

We did baptize Vasti yesterday, finally. She took so long because she had a cast, then a boot, and she was feeling self conscious about it, but we finally got her. And there is the step-mom and her three daughters still in the home that aren't baptized. It's the honey hole of Woodcrest. Haha. Photos to come. Hughes is going to email them to me. But the work is going still. We're trying to get Alex to get baptized this weekend, but he might have to wait until August. I will probably be transferred on August 11, since I've been in Woodcrest for almost 6 months. It'll be a good change of pace. There is a high possibility that I might train. There is a big incoming and people need to train. In our mission, if you've been trained, you can train. It isn't exactly about how much time you've been out. It'll be fun. Scary, but fun.

Also, on the 1st of January the church is sending out 36,000 iPads to different missions and ours is on the list. But it's like buying a bike for your mission, you have to pay. It's $400, so if y'all could start saving up to help me pay for it by January, that'd be a great help for missionary work, if not, don't worry about it. But tell Jared to start saving up for it, because it's a possibility now.

F'real. I almost pull my friggin hair out when someone quotes Revelation 20:22 that says no one should add to that book. Everyone out here thinks it means that bible as a whole, but it really means that specific book. WHEN JOHN WROTE THAT FREAKING BOOK, HE DIDN'T KNOW YOU TARDS WERE GOING TO PUT IT AT THE END OF THE BIBLE. THE 1ST BOOK OF JOHN WAS WRITTEN AFTER THE BOOK OF REVELATION, THUS MAKING JOHN'S ORIGINAL EPISTLE ADDING TO THE BIBLE. READ YOUR HISTORY OR I'M GOING TO GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD! And Moses said essentially the same thing in Deuteronomy 4:2. So does that negate the whole rest of the Bible? NO, YOU RETARDS. FASFSDFKSDLSDHL! Kill me. If I can convince 1 born-again Christian to reconsider their life and the bible, I'll consider my mission a success.

Love you guys, Cali is fun, missions are hard, but worth it.

Cody.

We ended up at a ward member’s party and played minute to win it games for dinner.